A Bit Of Medical Humor

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A Bit Of Medical Humor
A Bit Of Medical Humor

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Video: Humor in healthcare | Gary Edwards | TEDxBrno 2023, January
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The inscription on the door of the psychiatrist's office: “Please be quiet. Remember, you are not alone. They hear you … They are everywhere!"

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- Doctor, I just found out: I will be operated on by a trainee Sidorov.

- Yes, the operation is tomorrow.

- So in fact it will stab!

- And we'll give him a bad grade. ***

Petya smoked 20 cigarettes a day, and Kolya smoked 15 cigarettes a day.

Question: is Kolya worried that Petya is mentioned in the past tense?

- You won't have a cigarette?

- I won't have a cigarette or lung cancer. ***

Dentists are funny people:

- Man, here you will have a bridge … And here, I think, too … Eh … Just like in Venice! ***

At a music competition at a medical institute.

The song "There is no other world better" was presented by the Department of Pathological Anatomy.

The song "Someone has come down from the hill" was presented by the Department of Traumatology and Orthopedics.

The song "Quietly with myself I am conducting a conversation" was presented by the Department of Psychiatry.

The song "I'll get over you, my beloved" was presented by the Department of Skin and Venereal Diseases.

The song "I would just run around the corner" was presented by the Department of Urology.

The song "They picked a sweet berry together, I alone was a bitter berry" was presented by the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology. ***

The inscription on the door of the psychiatrist's office:

“Please be quiet. Remember, you are not alone. They hear you … They are everywhere!”***

Promotion in the clinic: go without shoe covers and get a referral from the cleaner to the dentist without a queue. ***

We have two types of free medical care available: curative fasting and urine therapy.

A loser comes to a psychiatrist:

- Doctor, the matter started! Today I dropped my sandwich and it fell butter up!

The doctor takes a sandwich from the patient's hands, examines it for a long time and says:

- No, my friend, you just smeared it on the wrong side.

A new drug is being tested. The patients were divided into two groups: experimental and control.

One of the patients comes to the doctor:

- Doctor, why did you change my drug?

Doctor (very carefully):

- What makes you think that I replaced him?

- You see, before, when I threw these pills into the toilet, they swam, but now they suddenly began to drown.

Two therapists:

- How are you?

- Bad. I am flying from one, but they die from another … How are you?

- Well, from what I'm flying, from that and die !!!! ***

- What is the difference between a schizophrenic and a neurasthenic?

- A schizophrenic does not know how many twice two and is calm. The neurasthenic is sure that twice two is four, but he is nervous.

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