20 aphorisms of Mikhail Zhvanetsky about women, men and love
You can do whatever you want with a woman, only she needs to constantly explain what we are doing at the moment.
Among all women, a man first chooses a cheerful one. Among the cheerful - beautiful. Among the beautiful - smart. Among the clever - tender. Patient among the gentle.
I believe that a man who says “I love women” is telling us about himself. And a man who says “I love a woman” tells us about her.
A cold woman is not yesterday's soup, you cannot warm her up.
The scandal does not spoil the woman, but refreshes. She scandals and lives. And you will tell you: so that you die, you will immediately perform.
… you yourself are what a woman is next to you, you are her type.
Never marry a woman you can live with. Marry the one you can't live without.
It's okay if they laugh at you. It is much worse when they cry over you.
Wisdom doesn't always come with age. It happens that age comes alone.
Women with brains go to brains.
It is better to make love with love than make love with difficulty.
Never exaggerate the stupidity of enemies and the loyalty of friends.
Happiness is to see the toilet and run to it.
When the frost is bitter, people become warmer to each other.
There are no happy ends. If happy, then not the end.
In men, the body first replaces the brain. Over the years, the opposite. The brain replaces the body.
Each person is the blacksmith of his own happiness and the anvil of someone else's.
Real loneliness is when you talk to yourself all night and they don't understand you.
Thoughts and women do not come together.
A woman is a creature that needs to be loved. If you do not know how to love - sit and be Friends!